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Alleged Philly Swiss Cheese Masturbator Has Been Arrested

Alleged Philly Swiss Cheese Masturbator Has Been Arrested

(Ben Yakas) Last week, we learned that citizens of honorary sixth borough Philadelphia have been living in terror of a local man who had been approaching women and asking them to put a slice of swiss cheese on his penis and perform sexual acts on him. Well the crisis might be over: today, PhillyMag reports that suspected cheese-fucking enthusiast Chris Pagano has been arrested.

Pagano faces charges of indecent exposure, stalking, and harassment. He was arrested at least two prior times: in 2006 for soliciting a prostitute, and in 2009 after he allegedly “removed a large block of cheese from his pocket” and offered a woman on the street “$20 to rub the Swiss cheese on his penis.”

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