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Brooklyn Man Arrested For Jolly Rancher Possession

Brooklyn Man Arrested For Jolly Rancher Possession

(John Del Signore) Jolly Ranchers are vile, artificially flavored diabetic abominations, the bane of trick-or-treaters and choking infants around the world. Manufactured in mysterious foreign laboratories by The Hershey Company, the revolting candies are notoriously addictive and marketed directly at innocent children—but due to a legal loophole they're still legal in the U.S., and it seems the NYPD may have overstepped its bounds just a tad when they arrested a Brooklyn man for Jolly Rancher possession. In their defense, police say they thought it was crystal meth.

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